Given that I am recovering from a bladder infection, a UTI, being catheterized and am now having a period, I’m giving my va jay jay a well-deserved break from dick and BOBs. As such, I am thinking about sex non-stop. So take a gander at some of my favorite sex quotes! “I believe that...
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It’s Friday – Let’s Hear It For Today’s Online Dating Contestants!!
Happy Friday Everybody – for those of you in a steady, loving, forever-happiness relationship, I offer my congratulations as I puke off to the side. For the rest of us chicks, when you find yourself feeling down because you don’t have a man, you don’t think you’ll ever find the non-psychotic, gainfully-employed, incredibly-orgasmic, get-along-with-your-family,...
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The Other Halves Who Could NEVER Complete Me
I thought it was time to update How The Other Half Lives – namely, these continuously odd men who contact me via online dating sites and/or Craigslist. Bob says “hey! How are you?! Winter sure has kicked in!” and his summary profile is: “I’m a fun guy who likes to laugh joke and have...
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Someone Actually Thought Up These Laws???
As we head into the new year, I felt it necessary to edumacate you people on some of the little known US laws that exist. In Alabama, boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Because, you know, that’s just rude if you flick a booger and it lands on someone. Also in Alabama,...
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