Ok – so I’m at a brunch this past Sunday with some girlfriends from high school and when asked about her job, one friend who is a Nurse in the Cardiac ICU says that her patients are getting younger and younger, and that there’s a shit-ton of Amish among them. Carmen asked why and...
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Amish, Inbreeding and the Cardiac ICU – What the Fuck??
Bastardized Nursery Rhymes
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fectch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, And after saying “you stupid dumbass” Jill came giggling after. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, Stupid fucking egg…and then you Bitched and moaned because All the...
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Tips From The Millionaire Matchmaker…What?!!
Do we all know who Patti Stanger is? The Millionaire Matchmaker out in L.A.? I happen to be hooked on her show and ordered her book recently and thought I’d scour the internet for some dating tips from her. After, she’s the Jewish matchmaker guru goddess who finds true love for the millionaires of...
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Cranky Bitch
Do you ever wake up and you’re just not in a good mood? While you try to smile and joke with your boss and your friends, inside you’re just a gigantic cranky bitch who wants to tell the world to fuck off? When the annoying guy in your department asks you if you need...
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The Difference Between Dating A 17 Year-Old And A 35-Year Old
Apparently, men these days seem to rely on many of the strategies that succeeded in snagging the girl in high school; unfortunately, they are using those strategies on women in their 30’s and let’s face it, that shit’s just not going to fly. So when I awoke at 3:00 this morning and couldn’t go...
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