Happy Friday Everybody – for those of you in a steady, loving, forever-happiness relationship, I offer my congratulations as I puke off to the side. For the rest of us chicks, when you find yourself feeling down because you don’t have a man, you don’t think you’ll ever find the non-psychotic, gainfully-employed, incredibly-orgasmic, get-along-with-your-family,...
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I thought it was time to update How The Other Half Lives – namely, these continuously odd men who contact me via online dating sites and/or Craigslist. Bob says “hey! How are you?! Winter sure has kicked in!” and his summary profile is: “I’m a fun guy who likes to laugh joke and have...
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As we head into the new year, I felt it necessary to edumacate you people on some of the little known US laws that exist. In Alabama, boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Because, you know, that’s just rude if you flick a booger and it lands on someone. Also in Alabama,...
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So I used to live with an alcoholic abusive piece of shit. Today, while cleaning out the bags of shit I collected from my car so I could trade it in for my new one, I came across something. It was a note I had left him one morning. If you’ve never lived with...
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