WELCOME!

Have you ever done something and afterwards wondered how in the hell you managed to get through that alive, in one piece and god-willing, unbeknownst to your parents? Welcome to my life. It’s an on-going adventure of milestones, achievements, stupid stunts, fuck-ups and everything in between. As a 30-something woman in the digital age of America, I can reflect on my life so far and laugh a lot, cry a little, and wonder how I’ve managed to get this far without getting arrested. When I look back at my life, the journey, the laughs, the tears, the margarita mayhems and everything in between, I have to admit I’m pretty impressed. Somewhere through the alcoholic haze, the cloud of weed and precious booty calls, I have managed to earn three degrees and have a career with a Fortune 500 company. What follows is a collection of adventures, insights I have accumulated and bits of wit and wisdom that have come my way. Enjoy!