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My husband and I disagree about who should pay for any future education Jason wants. If he goes back to school, his tuition will be paid for, says Dad. I think we would be enabling him if he thought we were always ready to foot the bill. We are heartsick, but Jason’s mind is made up. Any advice?

Again – I have to ask why people write a stranger for advice when they are adults and capable of making their own decisions.  If your son is such a slackass that he can’t bear to stay in school for two more semesters to finish his degree, in an age where having a college degree in anything is so much more likely to aid you in securing employment anywhere, let him go and tell him good luck.  I hope he enjoys paying for all of his own expenses with his lower wage as he rides the river.  And when, in two years, someone says “we’d like to promote you, but the position requires a college degree” and he decides to go back to school, I hope he enjoys the school loans he’ll take on to finish his education.

When people used to have high school and college graduation parties, I always had to laugh.  My mother always used to say….”why would we have a party?  We EXPECT you to graduate from high school and college.  Why wouldn’t you complete that goal?”  It’s called adult-hood….enjoy. 

DEAR ABBY: I met “Guy” seven years ago and fell deeply in love. We dated for a couple of months, but one day with no warning he broke up with me on my voicemail.

Three weeks after the breakup, Guy came to my home. It was the week of his wedding, which he never bothered to mention. I later heard he had been married from a mutual friend. I knew Guy had been seeing someone, but he never indicated that it was serious.

We have been having an affair ever since our breakup. Because I love him, I can’t say no to him. He’ll go through periods where he says he’s getting divorced. He even told my mom that. Then he calls and says they’re going to work it out. I never pushed. I want him to be happy — even if it’s not with me — and I want no part in causing a divorce. Every time I start to get over Guy, he comes around again. It’s like he has radar.

The last time we slept together, a month ago, he told me he thought he had married the wrong woman. The next day, he admitted he has too much at stake to make a change. I am in so much pain. I don’t want to be his mistress. If I tell his wife, Guy will never speak to me again. Should I tell her? — RUNNER-UP IN CHEYENNE

First of all, you’re a whore.  Sorry.  You dated a couple of months and fell deeply in love and then he broke up with you – why? Because he was about to get married.  AND you knew he was seeing someone the whole time!!! So you go ahead and continue to fuck him.  Aren’t you sweet to support him as he maintains a marriage he doesn’t want to be in.  Guess what sweetheart, he didn’t HAVE to get married.

You are already his mistress….and I’m sorry, but what kind of a family do you have if the married guy you are fucking also talks to your mother??? My mother would be appalled if I were having an affair with a married man, let alone talk to the douche bag!!

So close your legs, change your phone number, move if you have to.  I’d call his wife and say “just wanted to let Guy know that he left his boxers and handcuffs at my house….when would be a good time to drop them off?” 

Stop being his whore and find a man who doesn’t use you as an escape from his reality of his own choosing.

Ok – I have heard about it for months now but have never watched it….I tried to watch it the other night with Doug and we lasted about 2 minutes before we said “what the fuck are we watching this for?” and turned the channel.  We tuned in because all of his friends’ girlfriends/wives were going on and on about the show the other night and I literally walked away because my idea of a good time is NOT watching ghetto-hood-rat-whores and scuzzballs from the  Toilet of America aka New Jersey drink their way into sex every night.  Yes, I’m talking about Angelina  “Legs Always Open for Business” , DJ Pauly D “Nice Tits” , JWOWW “What a Rack Serial Slut” , Ronnie “It’s OK To Admit You’re Gay and Have a 3 Inch Penis” , Sammi ”Grow Some Tits” , Snooki  “The Tannest Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz Whorehouse”, The Situation “Holy Christ You Are Just Ugly” and Vinny “Thank God You’re Not My Cousin”…..aka Whore, Guido, Whore, Guido, Whore, Whore, Guido and Guido.

Bio’s for the castmates include:

Angelina “Legs Always Open for Business” is 22 and from Staten Island.  She’s an NYC bartender and seems to cause conflicts among the male castmates – because no one likes sloppy seconds and she’s always fucking one of them, perhaps?

Jenni  JWOWW “What a Rack Serial Slut” is 23 and claims to be a graphic designer…maybe for the porn industry.  At least she admitted to buying her boobs….and has a problem being faithful as she too fucks her castmates.

Mike The Situation “Holy Christ You Are Just Ugly” is 27 (wow – aren’t you a bit old to be acting like this?) and is an assistant manager of a fitness center and he hopes to settle down.  He also used to be an exotic dancer.  This is the look of surprise I wish you could see on my face.

Snooki  “The Tannest Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz Whorehouse” is 21 and wants to be a veterinary assistant….why, so dogs can start fucking you because you’ve already fucked all of Jersey?  Snooki recently got arrested for a drunk & disorderly charge.  Someone must have tried to let the air out of her hair poof.

DJ Pauly D “Nice Tits” is 28 (again – you’re too old for this shit you idiot) and (shocker) has a tanning bed in his house.  He spends 25 minutes on his hair.  He also has bigger tits than Jodie Foster.

Ronnie “It’s OK To Admit You’re Gay and Have a 3 Inch Penis” is 23 and from the Bronx. He likes to fuck around with his castmates – which is surprising, because he fucks around with the girls and not the guys because clearly, this short little guy is gay.

Sammi ”Grow Some Tits” is 22 and, well, needs to grow some tits. Do  we really care about the rest of her bio?

Vinny “Thank God You’re Not My Cousin” is 21 and butt-fucking-ugly.  He’d like to be an attorney if acting doesn’t work out.  Good luck with that.

OH MY GOD.  People actually watch this shit?  Sluts with titties oozing out of their “good morning judge” dresses as they balance on their stiletto heels bought with daddy’s gold card, Guido’s with their gold chains rivaling Mr. T’s collection and hair greasier than a roller bearing….Jesus Christ.  I think all fans of that show should be shot or at a minimum, fucking educated to give a shit about something a little more relevant than Jersey Twats and Greasers parading their shit on TV. 

What’s even worse is to go to the MTV-sponsored website for this pile of Jersey Trash show and read the “fans’” comments.  Sweet Jesus.  Among them:

For Vinny:  “Something about him makes him so much hotter than the other guys…” to which Keisha replied “He looks normal…his tan isn’t as orange as the other guys..he looks YUMMY.”  He’s ugly you retarded twats.

For Snooki, after someone (accurately) commented “Ugly and fat..close ur mouth..ugly smile”….” funny how you talk but you don’t have a profile pic. up…you say people need to stop hating on angelina and sammi (i agree btw) but you need to stop hating on jwoww and snooki, they’re hot, and wayy better looking than angelina, she’s ugly compared to the other three women”   People – seriously….you’re talking about people YOU DO NOT KNOW.

This poor child needs to get a life: “I love you all omg I love Jersey Shore you ppl complete me nxt to God nd’ Family nd’ friends ! looks like Ronnie nd’ Sammi are together awww.. I love those two together forreal nd’ for all of the haters go kick rocks ! they are going to be together if you like it or not ! ha love them ..love the whole cast sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much ! *muah*”  

These are the figures of our future… God fucking help us.

1. People who say “can i borrow a kleenex?”  Please keep it – I’m not going to want it back after you snot in it.  That goes for a piece of gum, too.

2. People who put leashes on their kids – if you’re going to put a leash on them, could at least complete the dog transformation and give them a muzzle too?

3. People who claim to be devout Christians – and then motherf*%k you up and down.

4. People who feel bad for Tiger Woods.

5. People who “the grass isn’t always greener…” – it may not be greener, but at least your annoying ass isn’t on the other side.

6. Stupid People.  I really just hate stupid people.

7. Born-again virgins.  You lost your cherry – you can’t grow it back – so if you’ve done the deed (and got knocked up, Bristol Palin) – why become a born-again virgin?

8. People who “don’t smoke” until they are drinking and then mooch cigarettes off you all night.  If you’re going to drink, stop and buy your own damn cigarettes.

9. Girls who THINK they are cute and adorable and then when they have three drinks, they are passing out on the ground or hanging all over their husbands, ready to pass out.  How about you not suck down that bottle of vodka in 30 minutes and be able to carry on a conversation for a while that does NOT involve guido’s from Jersey Shore or the whores from the Kardashian show…

10.  Guys who are gay and won’t admit it.  There’s nothing wrong with being gay.  So just come out already.  Don’t hide it, be proud of it.  Stop acting like you’re looking for a girlfriend when, really, you’re gay. 

11.  Men with Napoleon complexes.  You’re short.  Get over it.  You don’t have to develop an ego the size of Texas to overcompensate.  We know you’re little. 

12.  People who insist upon giving advice incessantly – and thinking that they are ALWAYS right – when they have no basis for giving advice. Unless it’s advice on how to get evicted, how to NOT marry your baby’s Mama, how to lose your job repeatedly or how to dress like a ghetto hood rat, you should probably keep your mouth shut.  Unless you’re advising other ghetto hood rats and then preach away. (I’d have put in a picture of Crazy Gabe but I’d rather not immortalize him on my blog LOL picture Dr. Phil but shorter, darker and crazy jerry curl with a major receding hairline LOL)

13.  Fat bitches who wear clothes that are two sizes too small.  I’ve said it before – I’m not a little girl, but I don’t try to show off every roll either.  Just because it comes in “your size” doesn’t mean you should buy it, honey.

14.  People who cheat and try to say there’s nothing going on.  We all know there’s something going on, we truly don’t give a shit, and we think it makes you look like an ass when you try to deny it.

Adorable little fascist isn’t he?

And I always thought the phrase was “Seeing is Believing!”

I’m speechless….

Ok that’s just fucked up!

LMAO way to encourage getting laid if you say No to serving in the armed forces…..

How about a husband with a decent sized penis so we can stop crying?  Assholes….

Because only girls have crabs….motherfuckers….

One retarded ad…..

sort of like the harder you fuck us, the cuter YOU look, jackass….

“Oh sweetheart, I’m not crying over burning dinner, I’m crying over the fact that you fuck like a wet fish….”

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Oh yea baby…blow me

I think I now know how alcoholism gets passed down through the generations….

Now that’s REALLY fucked up…even if you have cancer and are bald, it’s still fun to have a Flip N Style hair dryer….for what…the hair on her eyebrows??

I swear to God – any man tries to bend me over his knee and spank me and we’re not in the middle of sex and I’ll be shoving my foot right up his ass.

No, of course not…after all, we’re just second-class citizens you prick.

For the record…more men than women I know have wrecked their cars….

Chubby this, assholes.

12 is legal, right? 

Yup! Yes we can! And we know how to load a gun too!!

Of course, researchers, not wanting to believe that women would ever prefer antler over men, have also said that the “tool” could have been used to chip flakes of flint….  Take a look….does THIS look like a penis or something you’d use to chip flakes of flint?

That’s what I thought.

Available in three flavors, Grape PB&J, Strawberry PB&J and the ever-delectable BBQ Chicken, [go for the first two, they have a candy surprise inside!]  these canned sandwiches are “the perfect product for people on the go such as students, construction workers, soccer moms and outdoor enthusiasts.”  What’s even better is that they don’t have to be refrigerated and have a long shelf life!   While the inventor is hoping to start mass production and marketing later this year, Mr. Wright, his primary financier,  is presently fighting a lofty lawsuit since his investors thought they were investing in reputable securities and real estate deals, not his lifestyle and idea of canned sandwiches.  However, inventor Mark Kirkland still plans and hopes to move forward, branching out his product to include Pepperoni Pizza Pocket and  French Toast in a can as well!  What the fuck? Because making your own sandwich and putting it into a Ziploc bag is just too much effort? You want something so chock full of preservatives that it has a long shelf life???

 This is one of those ideas that’s right up there with canned whole chicken, fucking nasty ass  Spam, canned bread and canned cheeseburgers.  In fact, let’s visit some of the oddest canned food items out there.  Join me as I puke.

Ok – I live in Ohio. As such, I’m a Cleveland Cavs fan.  So needless to say, LeBron James jumping ship to go play with his buddies, while expected since he’s been such a cocknob for the last two months, still sucks because so much for loyalty to your home town you dick.  Of course, everyone has had something to say about this, including Cavs owner Dan Gilbert.  He issued this public letter to LBJ shortly after his cowardly announcement from Connecticut that he was bailing on the team the made him the star he is today:

Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;

Dan Gilbert
Majority Owner
Cleveland Cavaliers

Jesse Jackson, always the first on any scene involving anyone of color, has put his ten cents in – and you know what, as always, it is not warranted, necessary nor founded:

CHICAGO —

The Rev. Jesse Jackson says Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert sees LeBron James as a “runaway slave” and that his comments after the forward decided to join the Miami Heat put the player in danger.

Messages were left Sunday night seeking comment from Gilbert, the Cavaliers, James and the NBA.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but LBJ was paid MILLIONS of dollars and the City of Cleveland and State of Ohio cultivated his power and reputation and, not to be a bitch, but supported his mom when she was on welfare raising him – so in essence, we raised him too!  In what way has he been treated as a slave or did Dan Gilbert insinuate he is a runaway slave? Is it no longer possible, at all, for a white man to make a statement about a black man and NOT have it misconstrued into some racist slur or comment or action? Jesus Christ Jesse Jackson – get off your high horse and take care of that illegitimate kid you fathered you Reverend Hypocrite.  Take a look at what you are doing to your race – you are not encouraging equality, you are further pushing apart races by instigating and fueling arguments and lawsuits about race that are completely unfounded.  You fascist pig.

Thankfully, I’m not alone….here are some of the comments from our local paper….what do you think?

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People that only like to see their name in print saying stupid things shouldn’t be given a forum to do so any longer. Jesse’s relevance is long past.

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Leave it to Jesse Jackson to say something stupid. What a mindless wonder!

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Jesse Jackson is way off base AGAIN !

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I think I speak for nearly the entire population of the United States of America when I say that Jesse Jackson should SHUT UP! This idiot tries to make EVERYTHING racial…Daniel Gilbert was upset because the best player on the basketball team that he owns left the team in a pre-arranged, set-up deal while screwing the Cavaliers for years to come prior to doing it. If Jackson himself owned the team, he would have felt the same way…perhaps he wouldn’t have said it, but he surely would have felt the same way…his investment into the Cavaliers was HUGE and now he has a team that has decreased in value and will not be nearly as competitive…he has every right to be upset. As a Cavaliers fan, I applaud him for showing that he was pi55ed off…we need some fire in this town!

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You left out all his other buddies, the chairman of the New Black Panther Party (Malik Zulu Shabazz), the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan, Reverend Al Sharpton, Reverend Jeremiah Wright and President Barack Obama.

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I think Jesse Jackson should face a challenge and stay the hell out of it. He don’t know what he’s talking about.

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How many millions did the Cavs pay Lebron during the last seven years? It’s insulting to slaves to even compare!!! Stop printing Jesse Jame’s statements. He’s a total idiot!!!

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He always always always has to bring ‘race’ into EVERYTHING. Typical mentality!!

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Leave it to Jesse Jackson to make it a RACIAL thing. Hey idiot Jesse it wasn’t racial it is plain and simple The QUEEN Lebron went on national TV and embarassed the city of Cleveland once again! You should be familiar with embarassment Jesse because you yourself are HUGE embarssment to the human race!! The Queen had the right to sign with anyone he wanted but he could of done it in a more professional manner rather then make cleveland a spectical again. The Queen and Wade and Bosh planned this 2 years ago, I myself along with many other people feel the league should investigate this because it seems like a clear cut case of Collusion to me and i’m SURE Pat Riley played a big part in it to!! Dan Gilbert had every right in the world to say what he said because look how the Queen Lebron drug his team and the city of Cleveland thru the mud once again!!!
Read the article in the Sunday Repository, written by Brian Windhorst of the Cleveland Plain Dealer. It’s in the sports section……. Section C, Page 6…….. It tells exactly how this whole deal went down over the past few years…..Riley, MJ, David Stern…..Bosh….Wade….. etc..etc… and it certainly sounds like collusion.

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I was unaware that ‘slave masters’ paid their slave millions of dollars a year to play a game. As well as perks such as use of the masters private plane for personal reasons. I really do need to rewatch ‘Roots’ again. It’s idiotic comments like this that cheapen the strife that actual slaves went through. Anyone that actually puts any credence into what Jesse Jackson has to say is truly a ‘slave’ of their own ignorance.

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Mr ‘no one gives a rat’s *** about’ strikes again. And you wonder why some people call him, ‘The race baiting poverty pimp!’ Thank god he can find race in every issue where it doesn’t exist.

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It’s good to hear the ‘Reverend’ Jesse Jackson mouth off yet again. This ‘Reverend’ has an illegimate child and has admitted to spitting into the hamburgers he once served to white people.

The owner of the Cavs was absolutely correct. LBJ took a dive. We’ll never know how much he made by doing so, but I

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Jesse,

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Everyone

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Congratulations to Jesse Jackson for playing the race card……even when it wasn’t in the deck being dealt !!!

And people like him really wonder why racial tensions still exist in America ???

Keep fanning those flames if you want Reverend………..but you’re only burning your credibility.

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Ahhh…Jesee Jesse Jesse….and how would you have handled having your star player drag his heels in announcing what he already knew he was going to do until after all the possible replacement talent done got swiped up? I know, I know, you would offer to send the rest of the decent players with James too, right? No, you would be spitting mad at the raw deal this MILLIONAIRE player just handed you and all the devoted fans. But Jesse dear, we understand, it is hard to keep the whole appearance of racism up in America when there is after all, a black prez voted in by a good number of those racist whiteys now isn’t it?

Hey Jesse, how about actually denouncing the kill the cracker racist sentiments instead of comparing a MILLIONAIRE getting backlash for unethical behavior to a slave running away from a master that offered him more money than any one person should be worth to play…..oh yeah, forgot, only whitey can be racist….uh huh….I know….(Until Jesse stuck his nose in I honestly did not know what color Gilbert was, I only watched the games here and there )

Go fuck yourself LeBron – for all your shit and “charity” work, you’ve bailed on the city that raised you – to go play with your buddies.  Good Riddance – your cocky attitude was getting annoying, and the fact that you stopped playing through the playoffs why – because of a rumor that West fucked your Mama? Why do you care? Kudo’s to her for nailing a young guy. You won’t even marry the chick who’s given birth to your kids and I’m sure there’s some other LJB Jr.’s running around out there that we just haven’t heard about yet.  You’re a dick. – SJ

DEAR ABBY: “Aaron” and I have been married five years, and I have always tried to keep our sex life “spicy.” Letting him take private X-rated photos and videos of me seemed fun at the time.

I recently learned that my “private” photos and videos have been on the Internet and shared with Aaron’s buddies, co-workers and friends. I am shocked, embarrassed and hurt. When I confronted him, he said, “You’re beautiful, and I enjoy sharing you with other guys!” I was dumbfounded at his response. I have tried talking to him, and he just doesn’t see my objections.

Every time I see one of our friends, I wonder if Aaron has shared my “beauty” with him. I’m too embarrassed to talk to my minister about this. I have lost my trust in my husband and don’t know what I should do now. — X-POSED IN ILLINOIS

Welcome to the world of being peddled as pornography.  Honey, I have been with some true total douchebags in my lifetime. One thing they NEVER would have done is ‘share’ me with their buddies.   My boyfriend doesn’t even want me wearing my tight workout pants around his buddies.  No man who loves and respects you is going to plaster your pictures and videos on the internet so his friends…and strangers who stumble upon them, might I add….can ogle you.  Are you so fucking stupid that you can’t figure out what to do???

Let me assist you…

1.      While he’s asleep, get a picture of his limp noodle.  A close-up.  Then email it to every woman your man knows, as well as on Facebook.  Tag him when you load the picture up.

2.      Pack up all your shit and put it in your car.  Grab the dog/cat/goldfish while you’re at it. Don’t forget your photo albums, checkbooks and spare set of keys to your car.

3.      Remove the shower curtain from your bathroom as well as all bath towels.

4.      Take all of his dress shirts, t-shirts, jeans, slacks, etc…, cover them in bleach and put them all in garbage bags.  Put these garbage bags out in the garage.

5.      Take all the toilet paper in the house – including what’s on the rollers in the bathroom – and put it in your car.  Same for napkins and paper towels.

6.      Having bought a powdered laxative the previous day, dump it into the coffee tin and mix it all together so he can’t see anything wrong with it.

7.      At 8:00 a.m., go to the bank, withdraw all the funds in your checking and savings accounts and open a new account at a new bank in only your name.

8.      Call him at 8:30 a.m. to make sure he’s up for work. Then tell him, “Thanks for posting my pictures, cockknob – I hope your friends enjoy your limp dick. We’re getting divorced.  Go fuck yourself.”

He won’t fuck himself, but he will get up and go take his morning shit. As he’s sitting there wondering where in the hell the shower curtain is, he’ll notice there’s no toilet paper.  Anywhere.  He’ll pinch his slimey cheeks and go hunting for something with which he might wipe his ass and find nothing.  By now he may notice that he can’t find his clothes either.  He’ll resort to using WalMart bags to wipe his ass while he’s cursing you to hell. He’ll manage to use the kitchen sponge to completely clean his ass and make some coffee so he can figure out what’s happened.  He’ll probably be in tears by the time he’s shitting his brains out with nothing to use on his ass but plastic bags.  You, however, will be settling into a new apartment and a new life and chuckling at the thought of him running around the house with a shitty ass.

DEAR ABBY: I have been married to “Ted” for 15 years. We have three school-age children. My husband is extremely narcissistic and passive-aggressive. During our entire relationship, he has been controlling and manipulative, as well as emotionally, economically and sexually abusive. I have remained in the marriage this long because I thought keeping the family intact was the right thing to do for my children. (Ted doesn’t abuse them. I am his only victim.)

Through counseling I have realized that living in the atmosphere of a loveless, abusive marriage can be as detrimental for kids as a breakup would be. I will soon be filing for divorce.

My dilemma: Because Ted is very good at projecting a “good guy” image, I’m sure that people won’t believe he is abusive. Should I be open about the reason for the divorce and be accused of lying? We live in Ted’s hometown, a small, rural community. I don’t know if I can live with the stigma of having accused a “nice guy” of such a thing. On the other hand, I don’t want the abuse to be a “dirty little secret.” What do women do in situations like this? — NO VISIBLE WOUNDS

So you’d rather fuck up your kids’ heads by demonstrating that an unhealthy marriage is the way to go than live with the “stigma” of accusing your husband of being a dickhead?  How do morons like you procreate? Fuck him.  Move to a new town.  Tell your neighbors he’d bay like a donkey when he fucked you. Who gives a shit?!  Chances are, people already know he’s a prick.  Get divorced woman!

DEAR ABBY: I work in a doctor’s office. One of our patients makes a big scene if we do not address him by his title — “Reverend Smith.” He has to tell everyone within earshot that he went to school for eight years to get that title. He insists that, out of respect, we should address him as such.

Abby, this man is not MY reverend. So far, I have avoided calling him this. Am I being disrespectful, or is he being pompous? — UNIMPRESSED IN LOUISVILLE

You’re a cunt.  Stop thinking you’re high and mighty and give people the respect they deserve.

 Now, I’m all for being nude.  I walk around naked around my house all the time – no doubt it was a relief for my neighbors when my dad finally installed blinds last year!  I’m very comfortable in my own skin and have no qualms about showing it.  In my house.  To my boyfriend or the cat.  However, to show it to other people I don’t know so I can make some new naked friends and coordinate naked outings?  WHAT?? I had to check this out….

Website:

http://www.skinbook.ning.com
http://www.cafepress.com/skinbookshop
http://www.twitter.com/skinbook

Company Overview:  “Skinbook” is the worlds No.1 nudist social network (with over 9000 members), providing genuine nudists from all over the world with a safe, fun and friendly place to connect with likeminded people.

Mission:  “The aim of Skinbook is to bring ALL the naturists of the world under ONE roof!”

Products:  Skinbook boasts all the usual features you’d expect from a social network: personal profiles, forums, blogs, groups, galleries, videos, event listings, live chat, commenting, instant messaging, you name it!

 Skinbook claims to have over 9,000 members.  That’s a lot of nudity. Now, you can’t join the site without going through a fairly scrutinized application process…however, you can become a fan through Facebook.  I went to the fan page and started looking at the discussion threads – I mean, really, what do nudists and naturists really discuss besides, well, being naked? Well, from what I saw, this is what they talk about:

1.  That they’re bored and where they’re from, in an attempt to meet other nearby naked people.  Couldn’t you just go to the local park and see who’s naked or walking around in only a trench coat and find out the same thing?

2.  They post “ads” about wanting to go out west to nude swimming holes with someone….as well as exchanging massages…  ok, suddenly an image of a 350 pound naked man arriving at my door to give me a massage just popped into my head – I mean – what to you do about his willy when you’re on your stomach and he’s rubbing your shoulders, standing in front of you, with his gut hanging over his willy and his pubic hairs ticklng your nose. LMAO

3.  They have cute names.  Such as Rug Muncher.  I’ll wait as you figure that one out….RIGHT?!?! What the fuck?? And he’s not even cute!

4.  They respond to people who have been denied membership or blocked…such as Steve…you tool…you had access to over 9,000 naked people and you fucked it up because you’re a moron? “Since we couldn’t find any other way of contacting you… Steve the reason you have been denied membership to our website is because in the past you have wrote defamatory comments about our network…”

5.  FYI there seem to be a lot of nudists in Texas….which sort of surprises me because it’s hot in Texas. And there are like scorpions aren’t there? And a lot of snakes? So who’d want to walk around dangling their dick like bait for a snake or risk burning their hoo-hoo or balls?

6.  They provide links to sites to learn how to not be a creepy nudist http://feeds.bareoaks.ca/~r/NaturistLivingShow/~3/3Xng8Rtf0P0/how-not-to-be-creepy.html

7.  They provide links to educate people on the history of naturism…http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2010/05/ask-an-academic-in-the-buff.html

Sorry – but I still think I’ll stick to being naked within the confines of my house…and my boyfriend’s bedroom.  And hotel rooms.  And the occasional pool and hot tub.  And while blogging. LOL