So I was on one of my forum sites the other day and this girl is talking about having put an ad on Craigslist to meet someone. I thought – WOW – now that’s where I could definitely bait some online dating fish! Ok – first, here’s what my ad says: SWF seeking...
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DEAR ABBY: My mother is my best friend, but I can’t stop yelling at her for invading my privacy. I have just learned that she has read all my journals since I was 9. She also figured out all my passwords to my e-mail, online blogs and social network accounts. I have lived away...
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DEAR ABBY: When I see someone with a label sticking out of his or her shirt, blouse or whatever, is it proper to just walk up and stick the label back inside the person’s clothing? Should I just tell the person that the label is showing? Or should I ignore it? I have always...
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I know you’ve been missing these so it’s time for the bonus round in Online Dating is absolutely fucking ridiculous! First we have bike33 - God love him for trying – he’s 47 (digging the handlebar mustache) and has this to say: ” Hi my name is Keith, I have been single for about 3...
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As we head into the new year, I felt it necessary to edumacate you people on some of the little known US laws that exist. In Alabama, boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Because, you know, that’s just rude if you flick a booger and it lands on someone. Also in Alabama,...
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So I used to live with an alcoholic abusive piece of shit. Today, while cleaning out the bags of shit I collected from my car so I could trade it in for my new one, I came across something. It was a note I had left him one morning. If you’ve never lived with...
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