Please don’t begrudge a woman her toys. Or pitch a fit because she’s got a collection of 10. Or feel that she loves her toys more than she loves you. Or that her toys do a better job of getting her off than you do.  Get over your own insecurities and let us enjoy...
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I am so tired of hearing men say “women in their 30’s are too hard to date – they are too demanding, they don’t believe what I say, they are too independent, they are too cynical, blah blah blah de fucking blah.”  Look guys – it’s difficult for anyone to find someone they truly...
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  Make a list of everyone you want to shop for, as well as five generic hostess/”shit they gave me something but they weren’t on my buy-for list” gifts Come up with at least two ideas for a gift for each person and list estimated prices for the gifts Scour the newspaper and store...
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So I meet this guy on one of the sites – he lives in Maryland so he’s harmless so what the hell, I responded to his email of……:  Hello beautiful queen, Compliments of the season. How you doing? I suppose fine and well. I just join this website some few minute ago so I...
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12 Days of Christmas? Try the 35 Days of Christmas! It’s November 20th and it seems like the week before Thanksgiving, Everything Christmas is in high-gear and completely unavoidable!  35th Day Of Christmas: Select radio stations start playing Christmas Carols, and only Christmas Carols, 24/7.  You don’t mind, as you still bounce along to...
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Right now, I can’t decide what’s worse – the lame-ass men who email me on these sites or the assholes in my life who seriously think I’m going to fall for their bullshit.  Do men really think that, as they lay on their couches cuddling with their girlfriends, that texting me and telling me...
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