Ok…I have fully accepted that the online dating sites is God’s way of just dicking with me.  I do not think that I am ready for the Miss America contest – however, that having been said, I do not think I should be Ohio’s magnet for every freak, moron and fifty-year old man.  Christ. ...
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I am a magnet for weird guys.  And assholes. And freaks.  I realize that now (as I embrace my singlehood).  Case in point.  Modernborn is 40 and he has this to say……..  Tell me you love the paranormal movies  Tell me you love to research and get excited [research what??? How’s research supposed to get...
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I have not had a chance yet to write this week – I’m too busy being sick and working til fucking 11:00 at night.  But I’m not bitter.  I did think I’d give you a preview of some of the fine specimens who have come my way… such as kenbell123, a big black man...
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Cheaters can come up with some of the best/lamest excuses under the sun – ranging from blaming alcohol to you to the phase of the moon. Regardless of the excuse, cheating is inexcusable and practically unforgiveable. Remember ladies – once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater. He was drunk. Not that I want to repeat...
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Having just worked about 65 hours in the last week, I am trying to return to the land of the living. Working so much has made me realize a few things that I thought I’d share with the rest of the world.  Wearing heels for 16 hours will kill your knees, kill your back...
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Guys – if you’re going to email a girl to get her attention and try to get her interested in you, do NOT say something like, oh I don’t know, “Hi I’m Mike – yea you’re kinda cute, let me know if you’re interested.” I know I’m not drop dead gorgeous, but telling me...
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