You’ll wake up in the morning and when you see your car in the garage, you’ll wonder how it got there because you don’t remember driving home.  You’ll wake up in the morning and be impressed you remembered to lock your door, open it, and find your keys in the lock on the other...
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Because I seem to continue to get annoyed at little things lately….. Women who don’t use the toilet seat liners but instead splash their pee all over the toilet seat in a public restroom. Because that’s just what I needed, your piss to soak through the toilet liner I laid down. Assholes. Pubic hair....
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I know it’s hard to imagine, but I have a lot of pet peeves. Things that people do or say that just make me want to smack them up along side the head or run them over with my car, whatever happens first. Leashes on your kid. You know what I mean. Those things...
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We’re going to start a new category this week on Women’s Wit – it’s called Dear Abby, What the Fuck?! I’ll be scouring the publications for the best Dear Abby letters, putting them on here with Abby’s replies and then my own synopsis of them. There’s really no shortage of material because apparently there...
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Just when you thought I’d seen the worst….here we go! First we have zteven – his email to me is to tell me how to find him on Facebook. That’s it. His profile picture is sideways so I click on it to see his profile. Are you ready for this?? His primary profile picture...
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So this past Tuesday was my birthday. Around 7, my best friend texts me as she usually does to wish me a happy birthday and tell me that she loves me. About five minutes later, she tells me that it seems her mom isn’t up yet. Strange. Very strange, because Patti’s always up in...
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