Online dating is a permanent joke…

September 28, 2009
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For the record, I want you all to know that I proved myself to be fully domesticated yesterday. I changed the bedding, cleaned the house, did three loads of laundry AND made baked potato soup from scratch, complete with crescent rolls. So really – doesn’t a domesticated bitch like myself deserve a good guy???...
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WANTED – The Perfect Husband

September 25, 2009
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Must be at least 5’9” feet tall – nice long arms preferred, with strong forearms, big hands and not too skinny.  I like my guys with some meat on their bones.  Must give great hugs.  Must be a great kisser.  Kids are optional – I love kids, I would prefer to just create our...
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Today’s Contestants on Online Dating Sucks!

September 24, 2009
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For the record, for you guys out there (and girls too maybe but mostly guys) – when you’re doing the online thing and you send a “wink,” what it tells me is you’re too lazy to take an extra minute and type a quick email – a wink does nothing for me but say...
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Why I Don’t Drink Cherry Bombs (anymore)

September 20, 2009
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A few years ago, cherry bombs (3 Olive Cherry vodka, red bull and a splash of grenadine) were the new craze in my town. I got to where that was all I would drink – cherry bombs on ice. It was my signature cocktail. My ex-boyfriend and I shared a love (although his is...
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Girlfriends Are STILL Priceless!

September 18, 2009
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A REAL girlfriend will beam with pride when her 14 year old daughter tells her fiancé that she wants to be just like YOU when she grows up because you’re a professional. When he says that he’s a professional too, your girlfriend will laugh her ass of when her daughter doesn’t miss a beat...
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Online Dating is Really Starting to Suck

September 17, 2009
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So I get an alert last evening – I have a few unread emails on Zoosk, one of the free online dating sites. So I figure ok, at least I’ll have some material for a blog….here we go!!! Blueeyed7 local (yea!) 46 (nay) and um, well, I know I’m not 105 pounds, but I...
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