Ok – I live in Ohio. As such, I’m a Cleveland Cavs fan. So needless to say, LeBron James jumping ship to go play with his buddies, while expected since he’s been such a cocknob for the last two months, still sucks because so much for loyalty to your home town you dick. Of...
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Ok – I’m starting to understand why there are stereotypes about woman being spineless fucking idiots. After reading these letters, I really want to slap these bitches up along side their heads and tell them to join the 21st century. DEAR ABBY: “Aaron” and I have been married five years, and I have...
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While perusing my Time magazine this morning, I came across an article discussing Skinbook. What is skinbook? Skinbook is the nudists’ solution to Facebook. Yes – it is a social networking site for people who prefer to be nude. Now, I’m all for being nude. I walk around naked around my house all the...
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So I think it’s time for some more quotes – some of these (ok, a lot of these) have been modified by myself and my co-worker CB….due to our continued struggle with the piece of shit software we are implementing which sucks our asses so hard you’d think we were sitting on Hoovers. A...
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There is certainly never a low supply of dumbasses in this country. While perusing the internet this morning, I came across some real gems. Happy Friday! Why you shouldn’t drink and and float…. Some dumbass apparently passed out on a pool float while out in the ocean near a Tampa Beach area and...
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DEAR ABBY: I’m a 15-year-old boy who is trying to figure out my career. I’m with “Jen,” the girl of my dreams, and I intend on being with her forever. We plan to have kids in the future. I want to be a pilot, and Jen wants to be a stay-at-home mom. I realize,...
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