Happy Valentine’s Day

February 13, 2010
By admin

Here’s what I don’t understand. A man is interested in a woman. Yet he does everything he can, so it seems, to push her away, piss her off or avoid taking the chance of a relationship, but he still expects her to jump at his beckon call when he decides he’s horny or none...
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Bastardized Nursery Rhymes

February 13, 2010
By admin

Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fectch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, And after saying “you stupid dumbass” Jill came giggling after.   Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, Stupid fucking egg…and then you Bitched and moaned because All the King’s horses and all the King’s men Couldn’t put your stupid...
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Coming Soon!

February 12, 2010
By admin

A bastardization of the old time favorites, the nursery rhyme.  You know, Jack and Jill, Old Mother Hubbard, Wee Willie Winkie.  Why? Because I can and because it will make you laugh and frankly, I’m tired of everywhere I turn, there’s all this serious shit going on – Haiti’s in ruins, it’s Valentine’s Day-...
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SJ’s Proposed Laws

February 10, 2010
By admin

You know, there are a shit ton of crazy laws out there.  Such as:             Arizona: it’s illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.             Arkansas: anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it’s all used up.             California: it is illegal to cry on the witness stand in L.A. courts.             California:...
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The Ultimate Dear John Letter

February 9, 2010
By admin

Have you ever broken up with someone and after it was all said and done, you had ten more things you wish you would have said but never did? Allow me.  I have gone through every man I have ever had any kind of relationship with and included him in the Ultimate Dear John...
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Online Contestants…Here Come The Felons!

February 8, 2010
By admin
Online Contestants…Here Come The Felons!

 Oh, here we go again – it’s been awhile since we dabbled in the online contestants so here’s a refresher course: online dating is a fucking joke LMAO  As evidenced by these prospects: “Nice Guy”  ok, poor guy lives in East Canton – take all the ill-educated, border-line hillbilly’s of the country and they all live...
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