When you are complaining about the cost of a new vacuum cleaner, a real girlfriend will remind you that at least it’s something new – and as such, results in benefits of retail therapy as well as cleaner floors.  A real girlfriend will celebrate when you have three choices of booty calls to choose from...
Read more »

Retail therapy is a woman’s way of dealing with the bullshit of her life.  It doesn’t take much – boss being in a bad mood, bad hair day, stressful day, man boyfriend’s being a douche bag, POA is being a bigger douche bag , running into the coffee table, kitten dying, etc…  In fact, retail...
Read more »

Irony is finding out the man you had a year-long affair with, who just couldn’t bring himself to fulfill his promises to you and get a divorce, gets a divorce a few years later because he finds out his wife was cheating on HIM. Irony is  POA’s girlfriend buying you a drink when everyone is...
Read more »

A girlfriend and I rejoice in Margarita Mayhem every couple of months.  It entails meeting at our favorite Mexican dive, attempting to eat some dinner and succeeding at drinking a couple pitchers of margaritas and getting, well, shit-housed.  Generally speaking, around 8:30 or 9:00, we go home – me to sleep it off and...
Read more »

One of my earliest childhood memories, I realize now, set the stage for my personality and sexual prowess.  I was about five or six years old, and my best friend in the world was a boy, whose nickname was Pooky, who lived a couple houses away and was my age. Pooky and I were...
Read more »

Today’s contestant in the Online Dating Game is…..Rick aka shepp88.   Let me preface by saying yes, I am one of those people who does not respond unless I’m interested.  Goes for dating emails, normal emails, text messages, phone calls.  I get the idea when someone does it to me, I expect men to get the...
Read more »