When you are complaining about the cost of a new vacuum cleaner, a real girlfriend will remind you that at least it’s something new – and as such, results in benefits of retail therapy as well as cleaner floors.  A real girlfriend will celebrate when you have three choices of booty calls to choose...
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Retail therapy is a woman’s way of dealing with the bullshit of her life.  It doesn’t take much – boss being in a bad mood, bad hair day, stressful day, man boyfriend’s being a douche bag, POA is being a bigger douche bag , running into the coffee table, kitten dying, etc…  In fact,...
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One of my earliest childhood memories, I realize now, set the stage for my personality and sexual prowess.  I was about five or six years old, and my best friend in the world was a boy, whose nickname was Pooky, who lived a couple houses away and was my age. Pooky and I were...
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Today’s contestant in the Online Dating Game is…..Rick aka shepp88.   Let me preface by saying yes, I am one of those people who does not respond unless I’m interested.  Goes for dating emails, normal emails, text messages, phone calls.  I get the idea when someone does it to me, I expect men to get...
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There’s nothing I love better than a good, or completely sarcastic, inspirational quote.  So here are some I’ve collected all year….. If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today. Still Queer.”  -Robin Tyler Food is like sex – when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins...
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So here’s today’s picks: “Sharpedressedman”  – no picture available , lives in Akron.  “A few extra pounds” and 39 years old. Interests are “play pool watch nascar wrestling read stephen king books.” ...
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