There’s nothing I love better than a good, or completely sarcastic, inspirational quote.  So here are some I’ve collected all year….. If homosexuality is a disease, let’s all call in queer to work: “Hello. Can’t work today. Still Queer.”  -Robin Tyler Food is like sex – when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look...
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So here’s today’s picks: “Sharpedressedman”  – no picture available , lives in Akron.  “A few extra pounds” and 39 years old. Interests are “play pool watch nascar wrestling read stephen king books.”  [wow...
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I know people don’t believe that online dating is the biggest pain in the ass and biggest waste of time known to man, so this will be a continuing Blog on its own to PROVE to you nay-sayers that it truly is bullshit and I have no idea why I succumb to it time...
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I try not to look back on life and think about all my “mistakes.”  I prefer to look back on life and think of all the lessons I’ve learned.  Lessons such as:   If you’re four years old and you’re going to pee outside next to a bush because your best friend Pooky (boy) can do...
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You should not go to the annual April 15th party (think public accounting) and proceed to start drinking so heavily that someone has to be sent to the bar to retrieve you because your dinner has arrived.  You should not then proceed to have three bites of your steak, announce that you’re done and...
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The combinations of men I have dated in my 30’s run the gamut but here are some of the more memorable ones:              Eric – I met at a bar – after drinking with my friend Mikey.  Needless to say, waking up the next morning with grass in my pants and still drunk sort of defined our relationship...
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