I’m bored.  Enjoy.  “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” -Steve Martin “Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But as meaningless experiences go, it’s one of the best.” –Woody Allen “Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner,...
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  Ok – I have heard about it for months now but have never watched it….I tried to watch it the other night with Doug and we lasted about 2 minutes before we said “what the fuck are we watching this for?” and turned the channel.  We tuned in because all of his friends’...
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  1. People who say “can i borrow a kleenex?”  Please keep it – I’m not going to want it back after you snot in it.  That goes for a piece of gum, too. 2. People who put leashes on their kids – if you’re going to put a leash on them, could at...
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Ok….so here’s a bit of Monday humor…in the form of a collection of clusterfucked vintage ads… Seriously…the people who came up with this shit had to have been either drunk, stoned, dropping acid or screwing 12 year olds (you’ll see…) Adorable little fascist isn’t he? And I always thought the phrase was “Seeing is Believing!”...
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So the latest and greatest craze, made known by a Mr. Wright out in Utah who’s being sued by the SEC for a mishandling of funds (he was supposed to invest in real estate and securities for his investors and instead invested in his own lavish lifestyle), are Candwiches.  Yes.  The sandwich in a...
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Ok – I live in Ohio. As such, I’m a Cleveland Cavs fan.  So needless to say, LeBron James jumping ship to go play with his buddies, while expected since he’s been such a cocknob for the last two months, still sucks because so much for loyalty to your home town you dick.  Of...
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