All relationships go through different phases of “comfort-level” – you know what I mean….those phases of “I’m comfortable enough to do THIS in front of him but not THAT” kind of comfort-levels. It dawned on me yesterday when I was sitting on the toilet peeing as my boyfriend walked naked into the living room...
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Ok have you heard about this yet? Donna Simpson, a New Jersey (USA) woman is striving to exceed her current weight of 600 pounds and push for the 1,000 pound mark. Yes – you read that right. 1,000 pounds. Half a ton. What the fuck is wrong with this person and the 150 pound...
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DEAR ABBY: My wife, “Alana,” and I have been married for 14 years. In many ways our marriage is good, but our sex life is horrible. In my opinion, it has never been good. As time passes, I feel more and more anger toward her. Alana is attractive and physically fit; I don’t understand...
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Ok…so it’s summertime. You know what that means….community fairs, picnics, cookouts, amusement parks and people forgetting that mirrors were invented to ensure that we didn’t have to see their back fat, hard nipples and a multitude of other fashion and common sense clusterfucks when getting dressed in the morning. So here’s a few tips...
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DEAR ABBY: I was in and out of a relationship with “Bob” for four years, and we recently split up again. Last September I bought an airline ticket for him to accompany me on a Florida vacation, but we broke up, so I cashed in his ticket. Bob keeps calling me and saying he...
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