Fear not, dear readers, new material will be posted soon.  We have more online dating contestants who need to keep their asses off the computer and in their trailers, Dear Abby, take a lesson from Rob, tips from the Millionaire Matchmaker and any other random shit that pops into my head in the next...
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DEAR ABBY: I am a 16-year-old girl and I fight with my mother almost daily. It makes me sad and upset all the time, and I don’t know what to do. The last fight we had was over something so dumb I don’t even know why I dragged it out for so long. I...
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Do you know what’s better than breaking up with your boyfriend and incurring the wrath of the gods as he goes through 21 emotions ranging from anger to mourning to psycho to love to hate to self-pity to absolute hatred to name calling to psycho-analysis-in-his-favor to apologies to hate to self-justification-of-all-actions to blah blah...
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Apparently, men these days seem to rely on many of the strategies that succeeded in snagging the girl in high school; unfortunately, they are using those strategies on women in their 30’s and let’s face it, that shit’s just not going to fly.  So when I awoke at 3:00 this morning and couldn’t go...
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It never ceases to amaze me when I compare notes with other women, man’s lack of understanding that we are just not interested in them.  Whether it’s following up after a break-up, a bad date or a bad conversation, men just don’t seem to get it.  And yes, gentlemen readers who read my blog,...
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DEAR ABBY: I rent my own apartment and my family lives an hour’s drive away. My boyfriend of one year, “Mac,” lives about 10 minutes from me and spends the night a few times a week and vice-versa. I got the flu last month and it developed into bronchitis. I was so sick I could...
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