DEAR ABBY: When I see someone with a label sticking out of his or her shirt, blouse or whatever, is it proper to just walk up and stick the label back inside the person’s clothing? Should I just tell the person that the label is showing? Or should I ignore it? I have always appreciated...
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I know you’ve been missing these so it’s time for the bonus round in Online Dating is absolutely fucking ridiculous! First we have bike33  - God love him for trying – he’s 47 (digging the handlebar mustache) and has this to say: ” Hi my name is Keith, I have been single for about 3 years and...
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As we head into the new year, I felt it necessary to edumacate you people on some of the little known US laws that exist.   In Alabama, boogers may not be flicked into the wind.  Because, you know, that’s just rude if you flick a booger and it lands on someone.  Also in Alabama, you cannot...
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So I used to live with an alcoholic abusive piece of shit.  Today, while cleaning out the bags of shit I collected from my car so I could trade it in for my new one, I came across something.  It was a note I had left him one morning.  If you’ve never lived with an...
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Merry Christmas Everybody!  Here’s hoping everyone has a glorious holiday.  I’m sure it will be a time of reflection for many, discussing hopes and dreams for some and for a select few, wondering what in the fuck went wrong with their lives and now what are they gonna do?  Here’s a toast to learning lessons –...
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After checking emails this morning, I’m pausing for a moment to thank God – I may be single, but at least I don’t have a boyfriend who looks like a child-molesting, straight-from-Deliverance freak of nature. Moving on, we have ds4fun1.  lives in town, unfortunately, and hasn’t heard of updating your hair style from the 1980s.  His...
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