Sorry I’ve been out of touch as of late, my dear readers, but work has been hectic. There is an end in sight, however, and I hope to return to my regularly scheduled programs of Dear Abby…what the fuck and the morons of online dating.  For now, a little positive note to all you...
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DEAR ABBY: I walked into my dorm room and heard my roommate having sex in the bathroom. I promptly called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to meet me. No sooner had I entered her number than I heard my girlfriend’s ring tone coming from our bathroom. It was her. I clicked off,...
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Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fectch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, And after saying “you stupid dumbass” Jill came giggling after.   Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, Stupid fucking egg…and then you Bitched and moaned because All the...
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You know, there are a shit ton of crazy laws out there.  Such as:             Arizona: it’s illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday.             Arkansas: anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it’s all used up.             California: it is illegal to cry on the witness stand in...
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Have you ever broken up with someone and after it was all said and done, you had ten more things you wish you would have said but never did? Allow me.  I have gone through every man I have ever had any kind of relationship with and included him in the Ultimate Dear John...
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 Oh, here we go again – it’s been awhile since we dabbled in the online contestants so here’s a refresher course: online dating is a fucking joke LMAO  As evidenced by these prospects: “Nice Guy”  ok, poor guy lives in East Canton – take all the ill-educated, border-line hillbilly’s of the country and they...
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