Given that I am recovering from a bladder infection, a UTI, being catheterized and am now having a period, I’m giving my va jay jay a well-deserved break from dick and BOBs.  As such, I am thinking about sex non-stop.  So take a gander at some of my favorite sex quotes! “I believe that...
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Happy Friday Everybody – for those of you in a steady, loving, forever-happiness relationship, I offer my congratulations as I puke off to the side.  For the rest of us chicks, when you find yourself feeling down because you don’t have a man, you don’t think you’ll ever find the non-psychotic, gainfully-employed, incredibly-orgasmic, get-along-with-your-family,...
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So, Gabriel is CRAZY.  I ended our relationship this week.  He feels I got scared and jumped out of the relationship. I felt that his jealousy and needy/attention issues were more than I could handle and determined that it was best to just end it.  I did not attack him any way (in fact,...
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Let’s face it – when you examine any issues that may have arisen, or warning signs, or whatever the case may be, in a relationship you’ve been involved in,  it’s simple to break up with someone.  ESPECIALLY if it’s only been a few weeks.  Regardless of any feelings that may have developed, a new...
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I can’t even count the number of times I’ve heard friends complain about the stupid shit their boyfriends or husbands say, not to mention the waterfall of crap I’ve had the pleasure to hear over the years, that make us want to bury their bodies in a pig pen (because pigs will eat ANYTHING). ...
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