You’ll wake up in the morning and when you see your car in the garage, you’ll wonder how it got there because you don’t remember driving home.
You’ll wake up in the morning and be impressed you remembered to lock your door, open it, and find your keys in the lock on the other side.
You’ll...
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Why You Shouldn’t Drink Too Much
Why I Don't Drink Cherry Bombs (anymore)
A few years ago, cherry bombs (3 Olive Cherry vodka, red bull and a splash of grenadine) were the new craze in my town. I got to where that was all I would drink – cherry bombs on ice. It was my signature cocktail. My ex-boyfriend and I shared a love...
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What you should NOT do as a career woman.
You should not go to the annual April 15th party (think public accounting) and proceed to start drinking so heavily that someone has to be sent to the bar to retrieve you because your dinner has arrived. You should not then proceed to have three bites of your steak, announce that you’re done and...
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