A real girlfriend buys you a pack of 50 AA batteries for Christmas every year….for your collection of vibrators. A real girlfriend will not comment negatively on the skeezball you’re dating because she knows you and realizes that in about four days, you’ll be done with him and his name won’t even be remembered,...
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