Do we all know who Patti Stanger is? The Millionaire Matchmaker out in L.A.?  I happen to be hooked on her show and ordered her book recently and thought I’d scour the internet for some dating tips from her. After, she’s the Jewish matchmaker guru goddess who finds true love for the millionaires of the world, right? So she’s gotta know a thing or two about how to find that one great guy.

1.   1.   Grow out your hair.  Apparently, short hair is a no-no (maybe it’s a Jewish thing?) for men and I have to admit, in my experience, 95% of the men I’ve been married to/dated have preferred nice long hair on their chicks.  I’m glad I’m growing mine out because I’d hate for my short hair to get in the way of me finding true love. [That was sarcasm by the way].
2. 2.  Get in shape.   She doesn’t say you need to be super-skinny, but she does feel that thunder-thighs may be a hindrance in finding your true love, so get your fat ass on the treadmill. Besides, it will make you feel better which makes for a more loveable you. LOL And let’s face it, men don’t think with their heads, they think with their dicks and they’re gonna pick the “fitter” chick over the “fatter” chick any day.
3. Get away from your friends – you have to make him love you, not fall in love with your friends.
4. Make dating cards – basically, a social business card.  So what would I put on this? Name, number, email, favorite restaurant, best sexual position, blow job skills?
5. Make a wish list, which will include all the places you’d like to go on a date.

Ok, so far, I’m thinking bullshit.  It’s sorta on the ball – I get that men have a thing for long hair and want their chicks fit – just like we don’t want a 400 pound gorilla in our bed… but dating cards? A wish list? Huh?

 Patti also offers this advice – move.  Yup, if you want the best luck in finding your true love of a man, you need to move to the top five cities she feels are the best places to land a man:

1- Breckenridge, Colorado
2- San Jose, California
3- Boise, Idaho
4- Minneapolis, Minnesota
5- Dallas, Texas

And by the way, New York City is apparently the no-man’s land for finding love.

Once you get settled in your apartment in your new town of Breckenridge, San Jose, Boise, Minneapolis or Dallas, Patti also suggests certain locales for you to visit to meet this fabulous new man in your life.  It’s a good thing you’ve been working out, because now you’re all fit to go skiing.  You should also attend professional sporting events, eat your dinner at a steakhouse, go have a latte in a hospital cafeteria and, my personal favorite, go hang out in the restaurants/bars of small airports.