A real girlfriend buys you a pack of 50 AA batteries for Christmas every year….for your collection of vibrators. A real girlfriend will not comment negatively on the skeezball you’re dating because she knows you and realizes that in about four days, you’ll be done with him and his name won’t even be remembered,...
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A REAL girlfriend will beam with pride when her 14 year old daughter tells her fiancé that she wants to be just like YOU when she grows up because you’re a professional. When he says that he’s a professional too, your girlfriend will laugh her ass of when her daughter doesn’t miss a beat...
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When you are complaining about the cost of a new vacuum cleaner, a real girlfriend will remind you that at least it’s something new – and as such, results in benefits of retail therapy as well as cleaner floors. A real girlfriend will celebrate when you have three choices of booty calls to choose...
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Throughout a woman’s life, her girlfriends are her lifeline; they do not judge her, they comfort her, reassure her, support every diet and every fall off the wagon. They plot a man’s demise with her and embark on margarita mayhem with her. What follows are true examples of my girlfriends and I, supporting each...
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